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From my wikipedia biography:

James is a cybernetic organism, a synthesis of organic and mechanical components.  His initial programming was carried out by the Eglinton family in the Highlands of Scotland.  After finishing school, James was offered a scholarship at the Royal College of Dance.  However, this offer was revoked after it was discovered that James is only good at robot dancing as he is a cyborg. 

Instead, he moved to Aberdeen and studied law.  After this, he spent three years in Edinburgh at the Free Church College.  Here, he learned to exegete the words ’sumptuous repast’ and how to write his name in Greek.  At some point during these crazy College days, he met and married Eilidh.  The now Mrs Eglinton’s initial interest in James was purely scientific.  “I’d never met a real cyborg before,” she says.  However, their relationship developed and soon James had assimilated her.  “Her resistance was futile,” he adds.

When not spending time robotically moving around his flat, working on his PhD or preaching sermons, James forms one half of a Milli Vanilli tribute band called Villi Manilli.